Make glass disappear! Turn a tomato into a plum! See a "solid" wall vanish before your eyes and more. It's all done with optics! These magical inquiry-based lessons in light and vision, also known as Dumpster Optics, may be easily replicated with inexpensive, commonly found supplies. These informative and engaging hands-on activities are some of the favorite demonstrations used for optics outreach and youth education. They are perfect for budget-constrained teachers and outreach providers who have little or no funds for formal kits and expensive supplies. Complete instructions, partial materials, supplier lists, and examples of artificial intelligence design prompts will be provided.